This is some aliens abducted Kennedy style musings. As best I can tell:
Your run-of-the-mill bloggers:
A couple poorly written and somewhat underdone Ashlee protests:
We earlier lauded her, but have you seen what this girl has done with her Ashlee Simpson petition?? She's turned it into a website that looks like she had Angelfire write it for her, and pointed every link to a Cafe Express store that holds about fifty badly designed and written T-Shirts. We hate Ashlee, but we hate this site too.
and, just for the sake of fairness - a page by a crazy person who really likes Ashlee. 200 Signatures. GO GIRL!