As Easy as ABC, I'm Talkin About Fel-On-Y

We hate Michael Jackson like everyone else.

BUT - While everyone else is harping on his hideous face and disturbing illegal (as well as disturbingly legal) activities, we at H.O.P.E. would also like to put forth that he hasn't had a decent song in about 15 years. His musical "career", as it is, needs to be put out of its misery.

We're officially for his conviction because, unlike Slick Rick and Johnny Cash, we doubt his ability to release albums from prison.