Uwe Boll : Squatted on

Someone out there nabbed UweBoll.com, in an effort to stop Uwe Boll (Alone in the Dark) from making more movies. While IMDB reports that he's got a few upcoming movies, we salute this opening salvo against Alone in the Dark. IMDB also reports an average viewer score of 1.9 out of 10.

This picture is Slater right before he tragically ended his career.