Britney can't (or won't) write her own name

Well, as talentless as she may be, at least she's good to her fans, right?

Well, no. Britney spears is apparently the hardest celebrity in all of Hollywood to get an autograph from. Now we don't want to suggest that she can't spell her own name, so the only other explaination is...uh, that she doesn't like her fans? The very ones that put up with her sub-standard singing? Shame.