From Tod Goldberg:
I know the following story and link appear to be an Onion article, or gives the impression that you are being Pizunk'd in one of Ashton and pals zany and hilarious practical jokes.
Sadly, I can assure you this is too absurd for the Onion and that no B-list celeb is coming through your door to let you in on the prank . In April of 1925, F. Scott Fitzgerald published the classic novel The Great Gatsby. In the fall of 2005, we may be seeing an "updated" version of that brilliant work of literature on the silver screen produced by Lance Bass of 'N Sync and starring Paris Hilton of Paris Hilton Inc.
Have we really fallen that far in 80 years?
GIVE US OUR COUNTRY BACK!!!