Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Taxi, H.O.P.E. Target




Taxi, H.O.P.E. Target

"Movies aren't my thing yet." -- Jimmy Fallon , actor


The Jimmy Fallon vehicle Taxi has been identified by H.O.P.E. and the good people of America as substandard entertainment and unfit for the silver screen. Confirming suspicions based on Fallon's SNL work as well as trailers and reviews of the film in the mainstream press, the H.O.P.E. office was deluged with e-mails from movie goers following Wednesday night's premiere saying Taxi lacks any form of creativity, humor, or intelligence.

As a service to America, over the course of the next two weeks H.O.P.E. will be dispatching members to theaters where Taxi is playing to alert patrons in line to see the film that it is substandard fare. The H.O.P.E. staff will also be offering suggestions for alternate viewing options available at the theater or to more entertaining activities in the area for those who choose not to see the film.

For a compilation of reviews from press around the globe on Taxi, please visit