Not Everything is Bad
This seems simple enough, but in the face of all the substandard media out there, we should consider this a 1-2 punch into the breadbasket of awful entertainment.
Our sincerest hopes that his new, extended contract allows him to show up on more bland and pedantic opinion shows, call them all dicks, and then watch as they all lose their jobs. That being said, we have heard Tucker Carlson (the dick) may be getting his own show.
link