Lindsay Lohan, who released an album in the vein of Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson and Hulk Hogan managed to get on ABC to perform it. It is an explosion of awful. Anticlown is being kind enough to host this video, and you must check it out immediately. She is guilty of:
1. Bad song with lyrics that she may have actually written (this is a strike against it, folks)
2. BAD BAD Lip synching. Keep watching this video, b/c about 2/3 of the way through she just starts missing lines entirely.
3. Flailing. Nearly falling over. "Dancing."
4. Boring her fans to death. Check out their understated, and yet poignant stares of apathy.