Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Ashlee Pledge Update II




Ashlee Pledge Update II

From the Desk of Chris Jackson-

Myself and two H.O.P.E. operatives went to the Los Angeles show at
Universal City. We distributed 200 Pledges. 84 were filled out on the
spot and turned in. The rest will be sent to our offices with results to
be published.

One of the main things you should keep in mind when watching this:
Although the clip footage is humorous, it's meant more to be instructive.
Please keep in mind that although Ashlee, her grotesque father, and the
media conglomerates that push this crap deserve to be ridiculed and
held accountable, these are just silly kids and many of us were probably
like them once.

That being said, highlights:

1. Elvis Costello is weird
2. Acid Reflux is a serious disorder, though they laugh at the fact that she has it.
3. They are the biggest fans ( WELOVEHER!!!!! )