Paris Hilton Steals her own Porn

Paris Hilton - talentless shrew, bad author, and HOPE enemy number one has added petty theft to her crimes against the entertainment world. Here is a link to the video, but the article at celebrity justice is even jucier.

While shopping at a newstand, she found a copy of THE SOURCE OF HER STARDOM behind the counter and was shocked, just shocked.

She apparently said "Look what the **** they're doing to me here. Don't you know my young fans come here all the time?"

What is more disturbing- that she has young fans or that they may have seen her crotch like the rest of us? The jury is out.

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