Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Britney, the new Gil Grissom




Britney, the new Gil Grissom

Britney apparently thinks that being Oprah and Mom isn't enough. She also wants to be a forensic scientist. Now, we at HOPE aren't necessarily against Britney changing career paths. We're all for it, actually.

What bothers us is that this actually makes the news. I'm sure John Kerry wishes he was a Cage Fighter every now and then, but do we ever hear about it? NO. Since when did every capricious thought that Britney strays to become news?