Ashlee Simpson CD Exchange

H.O.P.E. is offering the good people of America who have been duped into buying Ashlee Simpson's CD a reprieve; the opportunity to turn in her CD for one of a higher entertainment quality.

Possible replacement CDs include Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Mr. Bungle, Ray Charles, Abe Lincoln Story, Neil Hamburger, Joni Mitchell, and Brian Wilson. These are not endorsements of the CDs we are sending.

Due to the overwhelming response, and the public's suggestions of other substandard artists for trade, this exchange will continue indefinitely and will be expanded to include other artists who are detrimental to the public's well being. We will also accept any Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson, Creed, or Paris Hilton album.

If you are interested in exchanging your CD, contact hopeinamerica@gmail.com. Or simply mail your CD to:

H.O.P.E
8581 Santa Monica Blvd. #007
West Hollywood, CA 90069