=Britney Spears wants her own talk show.
So this link is a little light on journalistic follow-through...Ah, no link or original article, no date, and the fact that this post is IN ALL CAPS makes me fear for its authenticity. "Entertainment Weekly" doesn't have anything to say about this yet, and good research ( Google ) has nothing to offer. This whole Talk Show thing may be untrue.
That being said, I feel like I'm in that part of a horror movie where I realize I'm in *really deep shit* and that it's not going to get better anytime soon.