Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Stop Britney Website

 

 

1/10/2005

Stop Britney Website


From the thousands of e-mails of support we've received in the last month one thing has become abundantly clear to the staff at the H.O.P.E. offices: the people of the world have had enough of Britney Spears and she must be stopped. Amazingly, for a performer who was supposedly "retired" H.O.P.E. received an inordinate amount of e-mails asking us to help put an end to this meaningless, yet persistently annoying career. To be honest, it was a bit shocking to us the demand to stop Britney as we thought she was doing a fine job of ruining her career on her own and would simply fade out of the public eye.

I guess we were just being naive.

Britney is back and worse than ever.

-- Britney presented a new song titled "Mona Lisa" to Los Angeles radio station KIIS-FM.

-- Britney's in the process of working on a new album, which she hopes to have released sometime before summer.

-- Britney has a music video that's to be released shortly.

-- Britney's writing a musical about her time in Hollywood titled Hollywood.

-- Britney's working on turning her husband, Kevin Federline, into a hip-hop star. I promise, this isn't a joke.

These are all projects that will undoubtedly turn into disasters which we, the public, will have to suffer through on the evening news, and just about every other media outlet available as this trash is shoved down our throats in multi-million dollar advertising campaigns and promotional tours. Let's stop the madness before it starts again.

Visit the site www.StopBritney.com for further details and how to help by writing reviews of her albums, signing a petition to keep her out of the news this time around, and donating $1 to buy her a month's worth of vocal lessons and a one way ticket out of the country, both which H.O.P.E. will present at her doorstep in the form of an oversized check and ticket.

The people of America and the world over did a great job in letting their voice be heard and letting everyone know that they're sick of Ashlee Simpson through the H.O.P.E. exchange and booing her off stage at the Orange Bowl. Based on these events we have much less Ashlee Simpson in our face than we did even a month ago and probably will never hear from her again. I know we can do it again and let's turn her break into a permanent retirement!.

Keep fighting the good fight!


Chris Jackson

H.O.P.E. Founder

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