In the meantime, the Oscars have barred Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson. The best part is that they've been banned to prevent the event turning into a "downmarket scrum". Heaven forbid.
Thanks to Ms. Denim for the heads up!
Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: The Oscars : At Least It's Not A Downmarket Scrum