Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Paris Sells out




Paris Sells out

Paris Hilton has decided that while sexual activities are perhaps the most intimate physical contact two people can have, there are plenty of other more intimate financial encounters out there.

She is apparently exploring the idea of putting her name on handbags, perfume, clothes, retail stores, and a men's fragrance as well. This is probably because, well, she doesn't have enough money and...

Wait wait.

Maybe this is because she feels her name isn't household enough?


You know what just happened? Paris Hilton sat down with a couple of styling business guys and was like "hey, well, I've got a bunch of money and taste in clothes can I make a store?" and everyone nodded. Then, MSNBC said "who's top of the search engines?" and voila.