Campaign : Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton needs little explaination. Her history in brief:

1. Her talented and rich relatives have let her live a life free of strife, toil, or hard work

2. She parlayed this into an ugly lifestyle as a rich-trashy New York/Tokyo/Los Angeles Socialite

3. A porno movie is released with her as a star

4. Immediately after the release of this porno: Paris suddenly becomes an author, singer, actress, and designer - without ever having talent or skill in any of these careers.

She is now covered in the news on a near nightly basis and is being shoved down America's throat. So what did we do?

We set up a giant protest outside of the launch of her book signing in Los Angeles and hundreds of people attended. We hounded her across the country, and booed her off stage whenever we could. Our efforts garnered us press from across the world!

Also, we said many snarky things about her on our site.

We have won important battles, but the fight rages on!

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