Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Paris Hilton : Bloody Disgusting




Paris Hilton : Bloody Disgusting

Paris Hilton in House of Wax. Why not Britney Spears in a remake of The Thing while we're at it? With luck, the Ashlee Simpson vehicle Motel Hell will be out in 2006. Why is H.O.P.E. upset? Let us count the ways:

1. Remaking a classic movie for no good reason.
2. No, scratch that. Making a crappy new movie and naming it after a classic horror flick. ( You dare suggest that it doesn't affect the original? Why don't you name your babies after famous Nazis and see if people don't make the connection. )
3. Paris Hilton continues to star
4. Paris Hilton enters another field of entertainment, despite failing at each she has entered in the past ( aside from internet porn and television shows that make fun of her )
5->infinity : Paris Hilton blows someone on the internet, and now she's NEVER EVER EVER going away without your help.