Christina Aguilera : My Tacky Clothing Line Has Been Canceled

Christina's clothing line has been canceled because she doesn't know anything about clothing lines.

No, wait, it is because she trashed celebrity clothing lines, and made the mistake of calling them out and calling them "tacky". We at H.O.P.E. are a little ambivalent about this entire situation, but are starting to think of Christina as a modern-day Christ figure, persecuted for her beliefs.

More to come. (?)

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A Note From The Mistress of Miscellany : Tina probably said celebrity clothing lines are tacky as a way to distinguish hers as being a cut above, not as a way of bashing her ownendeavor. Regardless, the ending is appropriate.