Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Seacrest.: OUT




Seacrest.: OUT

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Many of you giddily e-mailed asking about the seriousness and details of our offer last Friday regarding the "Ryan Seacrest Star Tribute Contest." Rest assured, it's real.

Here are the official particulars:

The Ryan Seacrest Star is on 6801 Hollywood Blvd - near Highland

From now until the end of May we are offering a prize package to the best picture submission that "pays tribute" to Ryan's star. There are no guidelines as to how to do such, but a premium will be put on humor and creativity when selecting the winner. However, a dump truck full of poo placed on the star will work in lieu of these qualities.

Prize Package:

2 H.O.P.E. T-Shirts
3 CDs from a list of choices
2 tickets to the Cabaret Voltaire in Los Angeles
2 Neil Hamburger tickets to an upcoming show in your area
A special "Profile in Courage" on http://www.hopeinamerica.com/, an interview for the H.O.P.E. documentary as well as on the H.O.P.E. radio show.

E-mail your submissions to:


God speed, soldiers of H.O.P.E. ...