Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Multiple Choice

 

 

4/01/2005

Multiple Choice

From H.O.P.E.'s Secretary of the Interior, Jingo Lemon:

Regular readers of H.O.P.E. will know the answer to the following multiple choice. For new readers however, let the following question be as instructional as it is informative.

One of the following is real and therefore not an appropriate title for a H.O.P.E. April Fools Day prank:

A) A televised debate between Michael Shiavo and the Schindler Family is scheduled to take place on ABC with Jim Belushi as the moderater.

B) Comedy Central announces series with working title: Yakov Smirinoff's World's Greatest Nachos

C) Following the initial ratings success of The Office: American Style, a remake of The Dukes of Hazzard is being produced for a regional broadcast on New York's WNBC 4 starring Andrew Dice Clay and Joe Peschi as the Duke boys.

D) Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac team up for a remake of the Sidney Poitier classic "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" called "Guess Who."


The answer is sadly D. America, consider this your last warning on the "Guess Who" front.

God speed.