Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment: Let Me Guess... It's Ashton, and You're Here to Ruin the World

 

 

3/24/2005

Let Me Guess... It's Ashton, and You're Here to Ruin the World

The image “http://i.ivillage.co.uk/uk_en/a_ukpix/article/evan-ashton-150.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.From H.O.P.E. Operative and Secretary of the Interior, Jingo Lemon:

Ashton Kutcher may or may not be the devil, but one thing is for certain: he can't act. His latest movie, Guess Who? is an abomination and the only thing that kept H.O.P.E. from taking action against this hideous film is the minor nature of the Kutch.

Please follow the link at the bottom of the page; you'll laugh more reading the following quote and review than if you watched the entire Ashton Kutcher library of flops (Just Married, My Boss's Daughter, Cheaper by the Dozen, Butterfly Effect).

"If nothing else, Guess Who taps into a surprisingly universal emotion: What father, black or white, wouldn't want to keep a goober like Ashton Kutcher from joining the family?"

Nathan Rabin



Guess Who? Review
http://www.theonionavclub.com/cinema/index.php?issue=4112&r=1